Formal jacket. Informal punchline.
The Bong Mortimer Smookers Tee takes a suited photographic figure with outstretched arms and adds two cartoon bongs, one purple and one green, each with an expressive face. Green illustrated smoke curls above them, while white outlined “BONG MORTIMER” lettering delivers the punchline underneath.
The contrast is the whole joke: a smart jacket meets gloriously unserious cartoon props. The pictured black tee gives the purple, green and white details a dark backdrop without competing with the collage. An Axiom Smookers graphic T-shirt for people whose wardrobe takes itself less seriously than their record collection.
Pair it with jeans for a meet-up with mates, or wear it with cargos for a festival afternoon. The front print starts the conversation; how far off-topic it goes is down to you.
What you're wearing
A men's classic tee with a structured look, open-end yarn and tubular fabric. Standard colours are 100% cotton; Sport Grey, Ash Grey and heather colours use the blends listed below. Fabric weight is 170–180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders and double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem.
The OG fit copy
The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
Original fabric and construction details
- 100% cotton.
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²).
- Open-end yarn.
- Tubular fabric.
- Taped neck and shoulders.
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem.
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico.
Made for your order
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!